Why do fish have such bad manners?

It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.

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Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

What kind of fish is made from two sodium atoms?

A 2na

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Why do fish have such bad manners?

It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.

What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.

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Why do fish have such bad manners?

It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.

What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.