Why do fish have such bad manners?

It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.

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What will santa bring your fish this christmas?

A scale letrix!

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !

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Why do fish have such bad manners?

It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.

What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.

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Why do fish have such bad manners?

It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.

What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.