What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.

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What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse. Thanks Key&Peele, I'll see myself out.

Why is a man's pee yellow, and his sperm white?

So he can tell if he's coming or going.

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What do Vladimir Putin, Crude Oil, and the Russian Ruble have in common?

They're all going to be 65 this year.

What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.

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What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.

Why don't hydrocarbons make good criminals?

They're always getting com-busted.