What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.

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How do you tell a dyslectic to take the left turn on the road?

Turn toward your side!

How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.

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What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.

Why do fish have such bad manners?

It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.

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What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.

Why don't hydrocarbons make good criminals?

They're always getting com-busted.