Why don't hydrocarbons make good criminals?

They're always getting com-busted.

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Why don't hydrocarbons make good criminals?

They're always getting com-busted.

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

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Why don't hydrocarbons make good criminals?

They're always getting com-busted.

What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.