What's the first rule of bug ownership?

Watch your step!

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How do you make Ben Carson yell?

Watch a movie with him.

What are the famous last words of a redneck?

Hey ya'll, watch this!"

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How are getting popular in high school and getting a college woman pregnant similar?

Step one: penetrate the student body.

What do you call 99 bunnies walking forward and they take one step backwards?

A receding hare line.

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What do you call a country ruled by oppressive Vikings?

Norse Korea

What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.