How do you fix a womans watch?

You dont. There is a clock on the oven.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law &amp Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

Why do women have trouble parking?

Because men tell them that 6" is more than it actually is.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

How do crows know what time is it?

They have the knights watch .

What makes a grown man cry?

Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

What does that clock say at 1 o'clock night?

1 AM feeling very sleepy.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

A: He wanted to see time fly.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

What did the group of young deer do with the broken jukebox ?

They fixed it because their the fawns

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

Why do they call me an oven?

Because when I get turned on things get really hot

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.