How do you fix a womans watch?

You dont. There is a clock on the oven.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver?

Because she was a woman

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What do a slinky and your mother in law have in common?

They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs.

Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

How can you tell if a clock is hungry?

It goes back for seconds

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

A waist of time

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

What do you call something that only 9 or 11 can fix?

An untenable situation

Who's cheese is on those chips?

Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

What did the racist chef say to Lenny Kravitz?

Get to the back of the oven...

What do you get when you put mice in the oven?

Mice crispies.