Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.
Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool
cried Baby Bear.
My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.
Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.
They always pull out at the last second (usually to avoid a child).
Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :(( Me: Rules are rules.
He died at such a Jung age.
Cause he was fullllly sik m8.
They have a Bobba Fetish
He paws-ed it!
my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.
To keep an eye on the exit
