Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.
Midlife crisis
No one cries when you chop up the baby.
Because he thought his wife was a flake.
Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.
She remembers them by their last names.
An alligator.
He followed the shampoo instructions.
He got kilt.
Cuz theres a clock on the microwave
Is it about black people
Blue. One blue this way ---- and the other blue that way -----
Shut up.
