How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

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What does a mathematician do about constipation?

Sits down and works it out with a pencil.

What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.

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What does a pirate's beard feel like?

Corsair. (works better in a pirate accent)

What's the difference between a rhinoceros and a mattababy?

Works every time What's a mattababy Nothing what's a matta with you

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What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

1)/8"

How do mathematicians solve constipation?

They just work it out with a pencil!

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What does a mathematician do about constipation?

Sits down and works it out with a pencil.

How did the mathematician deal with his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil

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How do you get rid of an obese demon?

You exercise it.

What's the difference between a kid and a cat?

Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.