How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

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What do pencils, poop and Golden State Warriors have in common?

They are all #2s.

What did the pencil say?

Nevermind, it's pointless.

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Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

He got too attached to his work.

What do you call a panda who's legs don't work?

Pandapalegic

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How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

What do mathematicians call retirement?

Aftermath

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What does a mathematician do about constipation?

Sits down and works it out with a pencil.

What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!

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How do you get rid of chewing gum in your hair?

Cancer :)

What's the best kind of cream... ...to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.