How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

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Who is better? The 3rd wave feminist or the pencil?

The pencil is better. It has a point.

Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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What's wrong with them?

his boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."

What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free?

The Internship

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What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

rated movies

What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

1)/8"

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What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!

How did the mathematician solve his problem with constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil

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What's the best kind of cream... ...to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.