What's the best kind of cream... ...to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

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Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.

Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

Rid Jokes More Rid Jokes

What's the difference between a kid and a cat?

Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A: A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

Bug Bite Jokes More Bug Bite Jokes

What's the best kind of cream... ...to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

Well Kind Jokes More Well Kind Jokes

What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at a busy intersection?

A pointer!

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

Cream Jokes More Cream Jokes

What do Ginger Baker and strong coffee have in common?

They are both terrible without Cream.

What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.