What's the best kind of cream... ...to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

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Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

How to spot a blind guy in a nudist colony?

It ain't hard.

Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

Rid Jokes More Rid Jokes

How do cops get rid of flies?

They call in a S.W.A.T. team

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

Bug Bite Jokes More Bug Bite Jokes

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

What's the best kind of cream... ...to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

Well Kind Jokes More Well Kind Jokes

What's the best kind of guy to get fingered by?

One with Parkinson's disease!

What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

Cream Jokes More Cream Jokes

What do you get from a cowmedian?

Cream of Wit!

Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!