Bug Bite Jokes

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

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What's the best kind of cream... ...to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

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Mosqui Toe Jokes More Mosqui Toe Jokes

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !

How do you keep a lawyer from drowning?

You take your foot off the top of their head.

Cream Jokes More Cream Jokes

Why are men better cooks than women?

Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months.

What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ?

That hit the spots !

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

Well Kind Jokes More Well Kind Jokes

What's the best kind of guy to get fingered by?

One with Parkinson's disease!

What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

Rid Jokes More Rid Jokes

How do you get rid of chewing gum in your hair?

Cancer :)

Why are oil miners and police men mortal enemies?

One brings black stuff and the other gets rid of it