Mosqui Toe Jokes

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

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Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What's the riddle?

What has a foot but no legs?

Why are feet so funny?

Because they're "heel areas" ... I'll show myself out

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What's a VCR?

My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones.

How many babies do you need to paint a wall?

It depends how strong you throw them

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

What do Islamic McDonalds employees wear?

A cheeseburka

Bug Bite Jokes More Bug Bite Jokes

What's the best kind of cream... ...to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What kind of shoes does Jack Lew wear?

Cashews.

How can you tell an engineer is an extrovert?

He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.

Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect ?

The Masked-quito !

What insect does a neckbeard keep as a pet?

M'ladybug

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

What kind of tea does a house drink?

Propertea