What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

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Why isn't my hand 12 inches?

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Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

A: Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

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What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

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Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

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What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

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