What's the difference between a refreshing beverage and an angry dragon?

One hits the spot...

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What's the difference between a Lambo and 1,000 dead babies?

I dont have a Lambo in my Garage...

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a necrophiliac?

One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.

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Why did the car swerve off the road?

It hit the chicken. Bazing!

What's the difference between mayonnaise and sperm?

Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.

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How to spot an idiot at the gym?

They put a water bottle where the Pringles go.

How do you spot a terrorist?

They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter