What's the difference between a refreshing beverage and an angry dragon?

One hits the spot...

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What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?

The bad golfer goes ::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!" ::Whack::

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

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What did the masochist say to the sadist?

Hit me.* What did the sadist say to the masochist *No.*

What do you call a Vietcong that's been hit by napalm?

Charlie Brown

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Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

Why do tigers have stripes?

They don't want to be spotted.