How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one ?

By her suntan !

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What do you call a person with memory problems telling a joke?

To get to the other side.

How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead?

A. The remote control slips from his hand.

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What do you call an Italian ghost?

A Gabaghoul

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

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How is a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit 'em, the more English you get out of them.

What does "Maginot Line" get translated to in English?

Speed bump ahead

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How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one ?

By her suntan !

Why did the trigonometric function go to the tanning salon?

Cos sin tan (Because suntan)