How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one ?

By her suntan !

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How do I tell them apart?

Her brother has a moustache.

How do you tell if Lady Gaga is dead or not?

You PO PO PO POKE HER FACE PO PO POKE HER FACE!

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What's another word for Italian cologne?

Garlic

What do you call an Italian pizza chef with an erectile dysfunction?

Floppy Giussepe

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What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them ...the more english you get out.

How do you convert Spanish programming into English?

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Why did the trigonometric function go to the tanning salon?

Cos sin tan (Because suntan)

How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one ?

By her suntan !