How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one ?

By her suntan !

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Why shouldn't you tell a pirate your secrets?

They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)

How can you tell if a fencer is a redditor?

By how often he ripostes.

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How do you tell an Italian has a flat tire?

Diego wop wop wop .

Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

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Where is the English Channel ?

Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up

Why did the english student get an F?

His poem had ABAD rhyme pattern.

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How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one ?

By her suntan !

Why did the trigonometric function go to the tanning salon?

Cos sin tan (Because suntan)