Why would you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around?

Because time will tell.

How do zombies communicate in times of war?

Cryptic code.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Where's the baby?

while holding the baby. I can't believe it was legal for me to reproduce.

When do you know that you are getting old?

When you have babies on purpose

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug

What did the grave robber say to his gym buddy in the locker room?

I'm gonna get some head tonight.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What did you have for breakfast?

Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night A: Pee soup...

Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

Blender Foot Jokes More Blender Foot Jokes

Why would you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.

Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first?

So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.