Why would you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.

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How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie?

Half to none of the time.

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Kushie kushie koo

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The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)

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It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

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From a distance they look like hares!

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No thanks, I'm stuffed."

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Why would you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.

Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first?

So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.