Why would you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.

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Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first?

So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.

Why would you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.