Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

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What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!

What do you call a stick that's good at algebra..?

AN ARITHMESTICK.

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What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs "

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because : he still loves vista,baby!

What did the Russian woman say to her violent husband?

Vladislav, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What if loving you is gross?

That's the question.

Why do rednecks love sandwiches?

Because they're inbred too.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.

Why are anorexic people cannibals?

Because they're always putting their fingers in their mouths.

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Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

Why do you always invite at least two mormons to go out fishing with you?

If you invite only one, you'll have to share your beer.