Why do you always invite at least two mormons to go out fishing with you?

If you invite only one, you'll have to share your beer.

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Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?

Invite an accountant.

Why is Arjen Robben not being invited to Alfredo Di Stefanos funeral?

They're scared he'll try to dive in the box.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the fish have to pay to get past the coral reef?

Atoll.

What do you call the fisherman that's always handling the pole while fishing?

The Master Baiter.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What do you get when you add root beer to a square cup?

Beer.

What's better than being up to your knees in beer?

Being up to your nuts in cider.

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?

When the old one expects you to "do your share"

What did Jesus say while he was getting crucified?

A: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (feel free to share yours)

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

What do you call an alcoholic Mormon?

An oxymormon

What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.