Why do you always invite at least two mormons to go out fishing with you?

If you invite only one, you'll have to share your beer.

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How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

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What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?

Damn!

What do fish call a submarine?

Unidentified Floating Object

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why does beer go faster through you than milk?

Why does beer go faster through you than milk? Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.

What do Canadians drink when the beer is all gone?

Hard eh.

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What do you call a group of people who share bathroom facilities?

A: party poopers

What do you call a dinosaur made of plastic bricks?

A legosaurus! Randomly made up this the other night, thought I'd share.

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What do you call a Mormon who switches religion?

A mormoff!

What do Mormon's and tweekers have in common?

Both ride bicycles and bust mission.