What did the fish have to pay to get past the coral reef?

Atoll.

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Why don't you have to pay for the items on a will?

It's a dead giveaway...

How are whores and movies alike?

You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.

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What happened to the fish?

Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.

What do you call a fish without eyes?

A FSSSSSHHHH