What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

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Why did the melons get married in a church?

Because they cantaloupe.

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What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

How many tweakers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know

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What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

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Only two more sleeps until christmas.

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A crystal methodist.

What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.