What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

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What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!"

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

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How many tweakers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know

What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

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What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

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3 sleeps 'til Christmas

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What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

What do you call a religious drug addict?

A crystal methodist.