What happened to the fish?

Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.

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What happens when you drop a decimal point in water ?

it floats.

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

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What do you call four Mexicans drowning?

Cuatro sinko

Why can you only drown a hipster in a tributary?

Because, it isn't mainstream.

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What do you call a fish that's good at trading favors?

A squid pro quo.

What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

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How'd you get amnesia?

4yo:.. Me:.. 4yo: I don't remember. Me: Well played..

What happened to the fish?

Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.

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What happened to the fish?

Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.

Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?

Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !