He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.
The second coming of Jess.
He got the cold shoulder.
Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.
Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.
I put on the wrong socks this morning.
There are skid marks in front of the dog.
I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.
13 seconds of eye contact.
Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.
Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.
Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days
They haven't shown a fox in months. (Craig Ferguson)
They couldn't fined him.
because you can never be too careful.
I didn't know we lived on the same block.
Because his nuts were in his neck!
He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.
None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them :)