Why didn't the Seahawks give the ball to Marshawn Lynch?

They couldn't fined him.

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Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What do you get when you have two balls in your hand?

A man's undivided attention!

Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper?

Because he rarely shaved the balls.

Fine Jokes More Fine Jokes

What happens if a pig parks illegally?

A: It oink-urs a fine.

Why is the second traffic citation always easier to read?

Because it's re-fined!

Seahawk Jokes More Seahawk Jokes

Who was the best player on the Seahawks last night?

The Broncos' center

What do you call a bunch of happy Seahawks fans after the Super Bowl?

Haitians

Marshawn Lynch Jokes More Marshawn Lynch Jokes

What did Marshawn Lynch say when he went to traffic school?

I'm just here so I won't get fined.

Why did Pete Carroll find Marshawn Lynch in a tree?

I'm just here so I don't get find."