What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

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What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

Where do you think you're going at this hour?

gun hangs head & turns around

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What kind of music do chiropractors listen to?

Hip-pop.

What kind of Dog does Homer Simpson have?

A DOH-berman!

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What happened on Reddit yesterday?

A pao-erful change

What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu

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How many software developers does it take to fix a light bulb?

none, its a hardware issue.

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

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What is a rocket's favorite meal?

Launch! Another one from my 9 year old.

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

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What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

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What do u give a woman who has everything?

Penacilin

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

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What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.