What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

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What should you do if you see your TV floating?

Turn on the lights and shoot the black guy.

What's so good about being a CPU?

Every time you are turned on, you're getting blown.

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What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

A: Mule-tide greetings.

What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

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What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

How can you be so sure?

I was 10 years old yesterday.

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How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.

How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

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What is a rocket's favorite meal?

Launch! Another one from my 9 year old.

Where do pots go on vacation?

JaPAN! From my 9 year old.

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Why is the letter E like London?

Because it is the capital of England.

Why does the Devil hate the holiday Season?

Because he gets so many letters from dyslexic children.

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How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u

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What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.