What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

Previous Random Joke Next
Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do you call someone who talks to others in public restrooms?

A urinarrator.

How Many A Cappella Singers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why won't the ocean let us drink its water?

Because it's too salty.

What sound does a fratboy make when he hits the water?

DOUCHE

O Jokes More O Jokes

What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What will he have?

Student: "A heart attack."

What is the unit of energy?

Students: Yes!

Yesterday Jokes More Yesterday Jokes

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

H Jokes More H Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Where'd you get those shoes?

Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies