Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"
Jock the stripper.
I got my hair straightened out."
I put soap and water in there every day...
Because they're not real.
Because it's playing dead.
Ooooooooo S: OK! OK!
Student: The letter G. Teacher : Why is that Angus
Teacher: Why are you Late Today? Student: Because of sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Student: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"
Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday.
It wasn't born yesterday.
It's three letters in. "H".
