Why can't you lie to an aborted fetus?

It wasn't born yesterday.

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What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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What's the best way to see yesterday's front page ?

9GAG

Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.