Why can you never trust a clumsy barista?

Because she's always spilling the beans!

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Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why should you never trust a noodle?

Because they're in-pastas.

Why would anyone trust Chewbacca to fly the millennium falcon?

He's such a wookie pilot. I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

What do you get when you mix beans and onions?

A: Tear gas.

Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee