Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....
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Because Jack was bean stalked
I've never paid a garbanzo to bean on my face.
With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.
239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".
If there were one more it would be two-farty!
Jack and the beans talk
How have you been?
Because he always spills the beans.
How you bean doing.
Two-thirty-nine. One more and it'd be too farty.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
The beans are always under-ground.
Because the beans keep falling through the grill.
Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.
Beans on post !
Cork and beans !
They made Tootin' Common.
the beans keep slipping through the grill.
I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.
Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.
He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.
Because beans always fall through the grill.
Teargas
Pork and beans
Because she's always spilling the beans!
A: Tear gas.
Because one more bean would be too farty.
Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.
2 Get Chocolate Milk!!
Because he was bean stalked.....
He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*
Bean working very hard today !
Because he never spills the beans :-)
I've bean everywhere, ma'am!
Human Beans.
Baked beings (beans).
A pintomime.
You get banned from the petting zoo.
Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.
Stephen Talking.
He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.
Q: What do you call someone who speaks two languages? A: Bilingual Q: What do you call someone who speaks three or more languages? A: Multilingual Q: What do you call someone who speaks one language? A: American
Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!
Because 1 more would have been 240...
Because one more would be too farty
A: Knock on the hatch.
Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."
Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.
Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.
With their bills!
Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"
Probably get suffocated in his collapsed coffin
I put the wrong socks on today.
