What did the bean say to the other bean?

How have you been?

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How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*