How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

What is your best sushi-related joke or pun?

My dad and I are going out for sushi tonight, and he has rescheduled this dinner with me several times for dumb reasons (one night was because he randomly decided to go out drinking instead). Would love to get my revenge by making sushi puns and jokes all night, but Google is failing me--I've only been able to find jokes that either make no sense, or are just not funny at all. Help!

Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

What is empty and spins round and round?

A Malaysian Airlines baggage claim.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.

How many dancers does it take to change a Light bulb ?

5,6,7,8.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Harvard graduates does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?

A baby with a punctured lung

How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What is an independent variable?

Student: A variable who don't need no man

Why are you Late Today?

Teacher: Why are you Late Today? Student: Because of sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Student: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"