Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.
Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.
Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.
A frog in a blender.
Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...
None. Darkness foreverrrr!
Because he might Pikachu!
A: If we change the light bulb we'll have to change everything.
None. PETA can't change anything.
LETS GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!"
A mushroom!
my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom
Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
