Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.
Because proper tea is theft.
Foreignade.
A Malaysian Airlines baggage claim.
5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.
It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth.
Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.
Just one, if you put it in the right place.
5... 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the chair
Amble in (Anne Boyeyn) I made this joke up and am very proud of it :)
Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.
They both tend to shoot up schools.
Of chorus.