Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

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Why didn't the coffee and the tea get along?

Because they were being "brewed"

What do Swedish people put in their coffee?

Artifical Swedeners

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What is the definition of a semicolon?

Something I usually have after a long night of drinking.

Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

Peein Jokes More Peein Jokes

Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

What do you call a European using the bathroom?

You're-a-peein"

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How would you describe a transistor to a caveman?

A: Ooga booga baby!

Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

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What is the integral of to the x?

The function of u to the n

What does a white man never want to call a black man that starts with "N" and ends with "R"?

Neighbor" thanks bugz