Peein Jokes

Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

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What do you call a European using the bathroom?

You're-a-peein"

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What do you call a bat in a hurry?

A racing club

What was the hurry?

There was nothing to do back then.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What do you call two Canadians buy coffee?

Double double doubles

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

Transistor Jokes More Transistor Jokes

Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

How would you describe a transistor to a caveman?

A: Ooga booga baby!

Urinate Jokes More Urinate Jokes

Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.

Why do men struggle to urinate with an erection?

It's just too hard.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican say to the Italian?

Que pasta

What did the Mexican firefighter call his son??

Jose

Asian Person Jokes More Asian Person Jokes

How do you blindfold an Asian person?

You put floss over his eyes.

How can you instantly blind an Asian person?

put a steering wheel in front of them

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What brand toothbrush do Mexicans use?

Oral-

Where are the colored printers?

I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

Why do asians squint all the time?

Because nukes are so bright

What do you call a black Asian bird?

Croatian.