Where are the colored printers?

I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"

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Who is Jason Waterfalls?

And why don't they want him to go

Why would anybody ever want to visit New Brunswick?

I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.

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What does an asylum have in common with a squirrel's house?

They're both used to store nuts.

What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

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What did one crow say to the other?

Caw dude

Why didn't the lifeguard save the drowning hippy?

Because he was too far out... (dude).

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What was the catchiest thing of 2014?

Ebola

Where are the colored printers?

I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"