What does an asylum have in common with a squirrel's house?

They're both used to store nuts.

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Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

A: surname

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How can you tell the difference between a catholic, a baptist, and a Methodist?

A baptist will run into a liquor store, buy their alcohol and run out. A Methodist will walk into a liquor store and say high to everyone, then buy their alcohol and walk out. A catholic will show up to the store completely hammered, hug everyone, get their alcohol and stumble their way out of the store.

What's the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go inside a store without Robin

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What does a mechanic do during a 1 night stand?

He screws, nuts, and bolts

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

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Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty

Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!