What does an asylum have in common with a squirrel's house?

They're both used to store nuts.

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What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

What do somolian pirates use as weapons?

Arrrrpg's

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What's the difference between batman and a blackman?

Batman can go to the store with out robin.

Where do stoner cars store their weed?

In potholes.

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What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

What does a doughnut have in common with a nut?

They dough nut have anything in common.

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Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty

Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!