What does an asylum have in common with a squirrel's house?

They're both used to store nuts.

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What Social Media site do the undead use?

Tomblr.

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

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Where do geneticists store vegetables?

In the CRISPR drawer

How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

salmon or eight minutes.

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What's the difference...?

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and deer nuts are just under a buck.

What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!

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Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?

Cuz you'd be snowed-in

Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty