Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

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What's the most Ghetto cheese?

E-Dayyyyyyyyyymn (Edam)

How do whales type e-mails?

With their fish fingers.

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Why a pirate could not spell iris?

He had only one 'i'

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

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What do you call the god of cheese?

Cheesus

How does a Mexican use 'liver' and 'cheese' in the same sentence?

Liver alone, cheese mine!

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How do Reavers clean their spears?

They send them through the Wash.

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Send them to barber school.

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Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?

Cuz you'd be snowed-in

What does an asylum have in common with a squirrel's house?

They're both used to store nuts.

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Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.