Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

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How do whales type e-mails?

With their fish fingers.

What country has the most internet crimes?

E-gypt

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What do you call the 'n' in government?

CryptoN Only few will get this

What’s E.T. short for?

He’s only got little legs.

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Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

What's the difference between a pizza, and this joke?

One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy.

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What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"

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What does an asylum have in common with a squirrel's house?

They're both used to store nuts.

Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty

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Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!