Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

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By craic-ing his knuckles.

Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?

Because he had a vowel movement.

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He’s only got little legs.

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They 'loin' fast!

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Americans put it everywhere!

What kind of cheese is made backwards?

Edam.

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Pre-KKK

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He lost his SANTAty

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Cuz you'd be snowed-in

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Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.