Why are hamburgers essential to football?

Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

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How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

What do you call four condoms who play music together?

A rubber band.

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Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left

What do they call the Hunger Games in Ethiopia?

Games.

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Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.

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What Is An Doge?

much wow such doge much grammar such hamburger so good

What did the hamburger name his daughter?

Patty