How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

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Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

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What do you call a physicist who makes lets play videos?

Quarkiplier

What do you call a Chinese kid playing college football?

A wok on.

Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

What is the range of a tuba?

A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.

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How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

What part of your computer is most likely to molest your child?

The PDF file. What part of your computer is most likely to molest your child The PDF file.

Neighbour Jokes More Neighbour Jokes

What do you call the horse than lives next door?

A neighbour!

What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours ?

A hermit crab !