How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

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What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

What type of punch hurts kids the most?

A sandy hook

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How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

Why are you just telling me now?

He said, Because I couldn't stop laughing.

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Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.

What game do little cows like to play?

Moonopoly.

Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

What if I buried it in the yard?

me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.

What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

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How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

What is it called when a man molests with each release?

Per version.

Neighbour Jokes More Neighbour Jokes

What do you call the horse than lives next door?

A neighbour!

What's the difference between a goat and a kid?

My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.