What breed of dog is the most depressing...?

A melancholy.

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How do dogs save for retirement?

With a Ruff IRA.

When George Washington was a general why did he like to have dogs around?

They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"

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How much water does a frog need to breed?

Knee-deep! Knee-deep! Knee-deep!

What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief