Breed Jokes

Why does the baker have so many loaves?

Because they bred.

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How much water does a frog need to breed?

Knee-deep! Knee-deep! Knee-deep!

What do you call children born of ginger people?

Ginger-bred

Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?

He didnt use the main stream

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of?

A Doberman puncher!

What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

What breed of dog is the most depressing...?

A melancholy.

Which religion breeds terrorism the most?

Not Islam

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Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.

What do you get when you cross a cricket with a bat?

Nothing as they cannot breed with each other

What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.

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Ethic Jokes More Ethic Jokes

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

Islam Jokes More Islam Jokes

What do you call a Mexican girl who converts to Islam?

Dora the Exploder

How does an angry Muslim close the door?

Islams It.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

What's a fireman's favourite drink?

Water.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

Why does Tiger have to take so many baths?

Because he plays with Pooh all day.

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

What's six inches long that women love?

Folding money.

Doberman Jokes More Doberman Jokes

What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of?

A Doberman puncher!

What do you get when you cross a Doberman with a bird?

A Doberman fincher!

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

Where can you go to fill all of your rhino related needs?

Rhinos R Us

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

Willing Suspension Jokes More Willing Suspension Jokes

What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.