What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

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Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ?

Because of all the cheetahs !

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How's your visit in North Korea?

A: Can't complain ...

What do you call a Christian who visits shrines?

A roamin' Catholic.

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Why does the baker have so many loaves?

Because they bred.

Which religion breeds terrorism the most?

Not Islam

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

ell if I know.

Ethic Jokes More Ethic Jokes

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.