What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

When do elephants have eight feet?

When there are two of them.

What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino

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Where do black people stay when they visit Alaska?

A nigloo

What Does A Redneck Call It When He Visits His Cousin Outside His Town?

Entering the friend zone.

Breed Jokes More Breed Jokes

What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of?

A Doberman puncher!

What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

Why was the wildlife reserve worker weeping next to poached rhino?

He liked his rhinos sunny side up.

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

Ethic Jokes More Ethic Jokes

How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb?

What suppressive told you to change the light bulb Report to Ethics immediately!

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.