What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

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How does a elephant hide in the jungle?

2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.

What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep ?

Trunkquilizers !

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Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout

What did the surfer say when he visited Syria?

This place is totally radical!

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What do you call children born of ginger people?

Ginger-bred

Why does the baker have so many loaves?

Because they bred.

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What are the keys made of?

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle

What did the Lion say to the Rhino?

Y NO LEGS!

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What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.