What are the keys made of?

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle

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How do you tell a racist joke without getting in trouble?

Write it down.

Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

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What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know

What do you call a mix between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know

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What's the key to finding love?

Rohypnol

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

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What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

How much for the supermodel?

winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."

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What are the keys made of?

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle

Why was the schwa bad at giving speeches?

He said "uhh" way too much.