What's the key to finding love?

Rohypnol

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How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Why did the clown cross the road?

A: To find his rubber chicken.

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What did the necrophile say to his ex-girlfriend?

I only loved you for your body!"

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

What kind of phone does a burglar use?

A no-key-a