What's the key to finding love?

Rohypnol

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Why can't Caitlyn Jenner's kids ever find their mom?

Because she is Trans-parent! (Not hate. Just a pun I thought of.)

Why was Heisenberg such a bad lover?

A: When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.

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What's your favourite colour?

I love green 'cos it reminds me of blue.

What's love?

Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!

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What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

Why can't blondes finish software updates?

They can never find the "any" key.