What did the Asian guy say when he was caught sleeping with another man's wife?

Me love you wrong time.

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Why do black people never sleep?

Because the last one who had a dream got shot

What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep ?

Trunkquilizers !

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Why are tuna fish so bad a playing Tennis?

They keep getting caught in the net!

What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!

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Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!

Why do some people love their VW diesel cars?

Well, it's the official car of the New England Patriots after all.

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What do you call an Asian flying a plane?

A pirate.

What did the Asian police dog say to the robber?

Fleas!

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What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!

What do you call an Asian guy that always shows up before he needs to?

Earl Lee