What did the Asian guy say when he was caught sleeping with another man's wife?

Me love you wrong time.

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Where does King Kong sleep?

Anywhere he wants to.

Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

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What did the caught fish say to the fisherman in the net?

Well man it's been reel.

What did the left tower say to the right tower?

I gotta catch a plane

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Why is wintertime love making in Scandinavia dangerous?

Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

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What do you get when you cross a black and asian man?

slightly racist) A car thief that can't drive.

What is the least racist animal?

A panda. It's black, it's white and it's Asian.

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What do you call a hairpiece on an Asian guy?

an Oriental Rug.

What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!