What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!

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Why did r/TwoXChromosomes flood?

The dyke broke.

What's that, turkey?

GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well GOBBLE GOBBLE breaks turkey's neck no time for your riddles, in the oven you go

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What happens when a controlled fire goes out of control?

Someone gets fired.

What happened when the cheese factory exploded?

Debrie everywhere.

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Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

What's the difference between polite conversation and an erection?

I can maintain polite conversation.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Why do you look out the window in the morning?

A: Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

Whats green and goes through walls?

A frog if you throw it hard enough...

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Who the clown use as his clown horn?

Who nose

What does a near sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

Wet noses

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

How do you know if a guy has an asian wife?

He'll tell you.

Why is there no Asian Isaac Newton?

He sat under the durian tree.

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How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

What should you do if your car's engine is running slow?

Get it to do some CARdio

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What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!

What do you call an Asian guy that always shows up before he needs to?

Earl Lee