Whats green and goes through walls?

A frog if you throw it hard enough...

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats blue and slippery?

A blue slipper

Whats the worst thing to hear when you have explosive diarrhea?

Are you ticklish?"

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?

The wall behind him.

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

Why is a frog luckier than a cat ?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !

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What happened to the T?

America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"

Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?

She threw out all the W's.