Whats green and goes through walls?

A frog if you throw it hard enough...

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Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

Whats does a fisherman and a teen have in common?

They both fiddle with a rod

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Why do you look out the window in the morning?

A: Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

What do you call a dead guy hanging on your wall?

Art.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What advice did the frog give to the condom manufacturer?

Rib it.

Why did Ms. piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What did the salad say as it was thrown into jail?

Lettuce Go!"

How does one cook toilet paper?

Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.