What do you call a stingy douchebag who likes plants?

A prick

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What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

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Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine?

With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside

What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

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What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

How could that have happened ?

I can't understand it either because I planted cabbage !