What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

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Why thank u.. are u single?

She:No, I'm a dentist

Why don't southern belles go to orgies any more?

Too many thank you notes to write

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What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

What do you call a submissive who likes to bark like a dog?

A subwoofer.

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What do you think you're doing?

the observant teacher asks. To which he replies... "writing an ese"

When someone ask me... How are you?

I answer back... You mean in bed

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What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.

What did the pony say after he coughed?

Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse."

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How many Steam employees does it take to change a light bulb?

Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's