What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

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What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?

A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.

What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

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Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday?

Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!

What do you call a girl who likes men with small d**ks?

Your girlfriend!

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What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

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What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"

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What did the rock say to the other rock?

Im hard

How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.

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Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.