How can I trust you again?

H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!

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How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.

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How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

How did Chernobyl disaster happen ?

scientist A : Are you sure ? scientist B : Trust me, I know what i'm doing.

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What is the French verb that means "To declare war"?

Surrendre*

What is meant by 'a pull factor'?

A big red sports car.

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Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

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Why do the French not pronounce "h" at the beginning of words?

Because they hate it.

What does the 'H' in Jesus 'H' Christ stand for?

Haploid