How can I trust you again?

H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!

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What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

Why Mr.BEAN Bought A Brown Cow?

2 Get Chocolate Milk!!

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How much do I trust reddit?

I went on before seeing the new Star Wars.

Why can't I trust my Walmart calculator?

It's always 7% off.

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What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

What do you do, if you're jerking off when you're meant to do something else but you're putting it off?

Procrasturbation.

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Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

What starts with "M" ends with "arriage" and recently made me the happiest man on earth?

Miscarriage

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"