Why Mr.BEAN Bought A Brown Cow?

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Because if they called it Nut Juice nobody would buy it.

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I've never paid a garbanzo to bean on my face.

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Why Mr.BEAN Bought A Brown Cow?

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Where did the spoiled milk sit?

On the top shelf. Where did the chocolate milk sit In the back.

Why Mr.BEAN Bought A Brown Cow?

2 Get Chocolate Milk!!