Because beans always fall through the grill.
I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!
Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles.
Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.
Because it's probably your bike
Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich
Filet mignon
Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.
A: Tear gas.
A Gorilla