How many beans are in Irish bean soup?

Two-thirty-nine. One more and it'd be too farty.

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What's the most common time to see the dentist?

Two Thirty.

How many beans do you put in Irish chili?

Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.

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What do you call an Irish man who lives in your back garden?

Patti O'Furniture

What's Irish and stays out all night?

Patio Furniture

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What do you call a bean that's good at silent acting?

A pintomime.

How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

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Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."