How many beans are in Irish bean soup?

Two-thirty-nine. One more and it'd be too farty.

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How many ameobas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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How many beans do you put in Irish chili?

Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.

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Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine beans in Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there be one moar, it'd be too farty!

Why does Irish bean soup have exactly 239 beans in it?

Irish accent) Because one more and it would be too farty.