One. No, two! No, four! No, eight! No, sixteen! No, thirty-two! ...
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Two Thirty.
Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."
Two-thirty-nine. One more and it'd be too farty.
Two thirty
A: Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.
Because if there be one moar, it'd be too farty!
Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone says that his last light bulb was much better.
Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.
Because just one more and it would be two-farty
Two thirty.
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Losing my virginity wouldn't cost me as much.
Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.
Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)
three, but they're really one
Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.
A Buccaneer.
A buck-an-ear.
Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."
So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!
A dentist
To get a filling!
ROBOT: twitch, spark
I pronounce it Frankfort.
239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".
